Wanted: Diet Buddy

Today I created a fake email address with a gmail account and signed in to the real age website noted above.  I answered a few questions about my age, weight, waist size, etc. and was provided with an easily modifiable diet plan. 

I am horrified to report that my waist size is (soon to be was) 40 inches. ~ 32 1/2 is ideal~ 37 is the point where your waist size begins to affect your health, and 40+ can seriously affect your health.  I WANT TO BE HEALTHY!  I have many more babies to kiss and sister's weekends to attend and I want to be able to enjoy it all in good health.  So, who wants to be my diet buddy?