Tic Tattoo Toe

Yesterday I lay down so that my doctor and two technicians could play tic tac toe on my left breast.

Before they started, one of them placed a large rubber band around my toes to keep my feet from moving around and they all helped strategically place stickers all over my chest. I had to place my left wing up and put that hand behind my head. Then they started the CAT scan and I went in and out of a large round spinning hole. I felt like a chicken that had been spiced and tied and was now going in and out of the oven!

When I was "done" one of them came out and started marking all over my body with different colors of permanent marker. Then she had the nerve to take photos of me that she said were for my "chart". I couldn't help but think that these pictures might end up on somebody's MySpace page.

After it was all over, I felt a little like a drunken sailor because I came home with x's all over by chest and 4 small tattoos and I don't even remember getting to choose the design. I give up. I think I'll go to the mall and get my ears pierced.